Praise Aleluya!
A man is receiving instructions on how to navigate with his peculiar newly-bought horse.
“When you want it to move, say ‘Praise Aleluya!’ And to stop, say ‘Aamen’ got that?”
“Roger that,” said the man and shouted “praise aleluya” and got his horse galloping in no time.
“Aamen, Aamen,” the man said testing the “breaks” pulling the horse to a complete stop.
“Cool!” he muttered to himself.
And so the man, to his joy, traversed through the meadows with his horse lost in his thoughts about his good fortune, when he realized that he’s heading right straight to a 200-foot cliff.
Panic-stricken, the man desperately tried to remember the word for stop when suddenly he managed to shout “Aamen!” just in time for the horse to stop in it’s next step into the jagged rocks below.
“Whew!” cried the man in relief while holding high his right fist. “I know I count on You.
And I can never thank you enough Lord. PRAISE ALELUYA!!!”
